05/01/2012 3:47PM

Hovdey: Hunter Thompson's bizarre Kentucky Derby experience reborn via new CD


As a native born Louisville boy, the late Dr. Hunter Thompson spent large chunks of his wayward youth terrorizing locals and behaving badly, especially come Kentucky Derby time. To his eternal credit ne never referred to such behavior as “research” nor to the substances he ingested as “experimentation.” Bad craziness is more like it.

Thompson went on to be a journalist of note – the term “journalist” in his case loosely defined as someone who goes places and does things and then writes down what he thinks people will want to read about where he has been and what he has seen. Otherwise, Thompson was to traditional journalism what Godzilla was to the lizard family.

For those who thus far in their quiet lives have been untroubled by contact with Thompson’s brand of gonzo journalism, he was best known for the books “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” and “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail.” One is about a gathering of demented bikers in the Nevada desert and the other has something to do with Richard Nixon and George McGovern, although I can’t remember just now which was which. I just know both of them feel true.

It was the same way record producer Michael Minzer felt when he first read Thompson’s story of the 1970 Kentucky Derby, published by the British journal Scanlan’s and illustrated with surreal splendor by Ralph Steadman. The story, entitled “The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved,” now has been released by Minzer’s Paris Records in a rousing CD version, unabridged, with the role of Thompson – narrator and star – read by Oscar winner Tim Robbins.

“Apart from the color of the race and the setting of the piece, it’s also an early telling of the young taking it out on the old,” said Minzer, whose Dallas-based company also has produced recordings of the work of William Burroughs and Terry Southern. “Clearly Hunter had a grudge, dating back to his high school days, when I believe he spent his prom night in jail.”

“The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved” follows Thompson and Steadman through a bourbon-drenched Derby weekend set against a backdrop of raging social unrest and growing student protests over the Vietnam War. The Summer of Love it was not.

“At the airport news stand I picked up a Courier-Journal and scanned the headlines,” Thompson wrote. “’Nixon Sends GIs into Cambodia to Hit Reds’ ... ‘B52s Raid’ ... ‘4,000 Troops Deployed Near Yale as Tension Grows over Panther Protests.’ At the bottom of the page was a photo of Diane Crump, soon to become the first woman jockey ever to ride in the Kentucky Derby. The photographer had snapped her ‘... stopping in the barn area to fondle her mount, Fathom.’ ”

And so it went. Thompson flashing bogus press credentials from Playboy in an attempt to rent a car ... Thompson badgering the Churchill Downs publicity office for all-access passes ... Thompson horrified at the description of Steadman by the clerk at their fleabag hotel as “the funniest looking thing I’ve seen in a long time”...

“That screws the press credentials,” Thompson wrote. “I had a vision of some nerve-rattled geek all covered with matted hair and string warts showing up at the press office and demanding the Scanlan’s press packet. Well, what the hell. We could always load up on acid and spend the day roaming around the clubhouse grounds with sketch pads laughing hysterically at the natives and swilling mint juleps so the cops wouldn’t think we’re abnormal.”

Billy Reed, a Louisville native, was covering the 1970 Kentucky Derby for Sports Illustrated. Reed never met Thompson – it’s a small town but not that small -- though it was not as if he was slacking off that particular week. Reed’s assignment was to cover the exploits of New York Jets owner Sonny Werblin, who also happened to own the 1970 Derby favorite, Silent Screen.

“My editors knew there would be a lot of showbiz types around Werblin, and sure enough one of his guests was Toots Shor,” Reed recalled. “I was young then and in pretty good shape. But I swear to God I’ve never seen men drink like they did. They’d start drinking Black Russians as soon as they got up and went all day long. They seemed like they were fine, but by the time the Derby was over I was a wreck. It’s a shame Hunter couldn’t have crossed paths with them.”

Silent Screen finished fifth – with Thompson’s money riding on him, incidentally – but such mundane details were by then lost on the reporter, who spent Derby Day in a paranoid haze, confronted by faces from his Louisville past and threatening to “mace drunks in the clubhouse bathrooms – for their own good.”

“Hunter was able to write some things I know the rest of us wished we could have written,” Reed said, “but couldn’t because of who we worked for.”

Minzer has never made it to a Kentucky Derby, except courtesy of Thompson and Steadman.

“When I read some of his commentary about the story years later, I realized it was pretty much an actual account of what happened to Thompson, and that made it even more interesting to me,” Minzer said. “The temptation is to say it’s dated in some way. But not for me. I think it’s a classic story what we fear in other people and how we recognize the same things in ourselves.”

Minzer’s collaborators on the recording include producer Hal Willner and musical composer Bill Frisell. Among the actors joining Robbins are Dr. John and Will Forte as well as Steadman himself, bringing lines attributed to him 42 years ago to strange and wonderful life. It is a riveting recording, best consumed in one delerious gulp and chased with Kentucky bourbon, or whatever’s handy.




Dan More than 1 year ago
For you Hunter Thompson fans I think from a movie standpoint "Where the Buffalo Roam" with Bill Murray as Thompson and Peter Boyle as Lazlo was by far the funniest piece of work...
David Robinson More than 1 year ago
no chance. buffalo was good and murray did a very good job of portraying thompson, but no one could ever match the job depp did. it is his finest work, bar none. he had every idiosynchrosy and aspect of thimpson down to a tee. and the scene where del toro wants to "carve a little z in your forehead", is hillarious. my favorite movie of all time.
OblivionSuckers More than 1 year ago
Better Living through Chemistry. Maybe if I did a handful of shrooms & washed them down with plenty of Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve I might have landed on Mine That Bird back in '09.
chad mc rory More than 1 year ago
how low can this rag go???
chad mc rory More than 1 year ago
Let me answer that! Now they're on the front page touting a 'white maned wizard' wit quotes from G friggin Q!!! Don't look Uncle Woody!!!
Mark Moran More than 1 year ago
Here's the original piece: http://www.kentuckyderby.info/kentuckyderby-party.php
beerme73 More than 1 year ago
I've never felt this was an affront on the Derby itself. But a reckoning of the masses at such a decadent affair. How the effects of a historical event like Derby plays itself out amongst the herds, er, I mean people.
Kim Cichy More than 1 year ago
I have not read the piece yet, but reading the story and these comments I am grinning like a cheshire cat thinking of what is to come.
hialeah More than 1 year ago
Well, ...ah hem, and yes, it would seem that a 16-1 long shot named Dust Commander won that Derby at 16-1. The horse cost $6,500 and the winners share was $127,000. Mere facts and inane details as for those without a sense of humor the article ends..."We can do without your kind in Kentucky". Res Ipsa Loquitor. Something to the effect that the facts speak for themselves. It is a vision thing. Thanks..
Tom More than 1 year ago
My favorite lines, Thompson's warning to a first-time Derby visitor: "The aisles will be slick with vomit; people falling down and grabbing at your legs to keep from being stomped. Drunks pissing on themselves in the betting lines. Dropping handfuls of money and fighting to stoop over and pick it up." I've been there, it is a pretty accurate description.
Nick Kling More than 1 year ago
As your attorney I advise you not to try to recreate Hunter Thompson's escapades, particularly the part with the ether.
Kany Levine More than 1 year ago
LOLOL. "There is nothing more depraved than a man in the midst of an ether binge"
David Robinson More than 1 year ago
quick, like a bunny!!
David Robinson More than 1 year ago
"too much, too much. you took too much,man."
Kany Levine More than 1 year ago
The first truly "gonzo" piece that HST published, and it set the tone for what was to come. A true classic, I've read it more times than I can remember, and it is hysterical every time.
Dave Loatman More than 1 year ago
Apparently he initially thought the piece was a dismal failure and that he had damaged his career; as the deadline to submit it neared he was reduced to just quoting stuff out of his reporter's notebook. Agree that it's a classic, one of those pieces I can read anytime, anywhere and it still mesmerizes.